Recent research in the technicalities division has revealed that the space within a doorway constitutes international waters. That is to say, standing inside of a doorway grants one complete freedom from the law.
We know what you're thinking, and yes, it DOES negate the effects of Grimace Cookies, and vice versa (i.e. only one of the two can be active or the effects cancel out).
Interestingly, several governments have attempted to render it illegal to take shelter under a doorway during an earthquake, but quickly found that their law could scarcely be enforced.
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