I call First Postsies

Listen, Gentle Reader:

Hearest Thou that which I do? Hearken, Sir, and behold.
Frisch weht der Wind
Der Heimat zu.
Fresh bloweth the wind, and with it come Wisdoms of a caliber ne'er seen before. These Wisdoms are the stuff of our task here.
Indeed, gentle Reader, if Thou be patient, wilst Thou find untold thousands of ideas and thoughts lain here before you. It could be that Thou findest Thyself inspired to Action; verily, that is our sincerest hope as Thy humble Authors. We only beseech Thee, that if Thou some idea implementest, of that ilk which Thou findest here, that Thou art kind enough to lay proper creditte upon Thy Humble Authors.

So, Friends and Denizens of the Grand, Vast Internet: Let the expositionne begin!